Because it said a lot of stuff that Americans who move here are endlessly frustrated with and wont say publicly because complaining often gets you labeled racist. (See comments above). There are no jobs here. Worse yet, many children who grow up in Spanish-only homes sound like they just got off the boat even though many of them were born in the U.S. People flake Whenever a Miamian makes plans with you, make backup plans. Find a nice little bar you like? says: Please anyone reading from this blog can also help me say a louder thanks to this great spell caster,i am here to say a big thanks to Therapist Oniha of the . SENSE OF HUMOR DETECTION FAILED Angel Osorio Good luck to anyone who doesnt heed these tongue-in-cheek warnings about my home town. The soccer star announced his Clubs are for tourists You think anyone who pays these rents can afford a $12 Bud Light? Everyone! you snobs think edacation is so important or like you have good maners yourselfs. You can come back to Miami whenever you want to. //]]> After leaving Miami, I lived in a few cities: New York, D.C., Los Angeles and Atlanta. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_zSOLRwmNMP').innerHTML = output; else output += unescape(l[i]); I must testify of a great spell caster called Dr aye who help me bring back my husband that run after a woman called bulky, my husband intend to follow her because of money and bulky is a woman of timbre and Caliban one day i was not able to sleep so the following morning then i Email him because i have been seeing his posting on internet, Dr aye how help me bring him back, i thought he was a smacker , but when he help me then i believe him then i introduce my father friend to him who has been an HIV positive for a year and two months and he also solve his problem, today he is living a healthy life all because of Dr aye he is happy and fine.pleas do email him on the following ex back H I V solution job occupation email him on . $100,000 Yearly. Ricky says: You may find difficulties wherever you go. Take 95 North Loser I thought Id stay and go to Heaven from there but alas, it wasnt meant to be. Which is perfectly fine since I myself am Jewish. happy together again. Im just so terrified of the winter coming again here, its so cold(bone chilling) and a lot of the time in the winter its also dark and rainy. Love you Miami!!! You are a tool Those of you who have posted percentages, please do your research before you post erroneous data and information. This happens to me often at Publix, but it has happened with people that repair household appliances, too. says: marcus document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_CvicQgjDT2').innerHTML = output; Trust me- its because theyre dumb. My ancestors came here legally and jumped through many hoops to become an American citizen. Thats when you realise how great Miami is. Rooo and he will solve your problem for you , i am a living testimony and i will continue to testify of his goodness in my family,he turn my family to paradise and today we are all happy together Dr Okedi i say thank you in million times thanks Dr Okedi, or you can call him on +2348119020294.. Juan Hate Miami!! says: poor matt ,sorry your having such a tough time.You should follow Gods path for you & He will introduce you to a whole new life in Beautiful Miami with new friends who will not treat you so bad .You will not want the secular lifestyle nor have a taste for liquor or anything that pollutes your perception of life .Turn to Jesus & He will make you new. David V Its a movie designed for the Spike TV audience about men who think that, if their car is fast enough, they can leave behind their tiny, tiny penis. Nice weather? Shes completely right. //]]> STFU, jump back on raft and go home. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Now I long for Florida I cant wait to go back. They have been leaving the city during the last three generations!!! Did someone say most people are bilingual. says: I would bet money that the last 4 comments are from people who currently live in Miami. 3- Nothing runs on time. The same thing happens in California with the Mexicans,too many immigrants makes too many problems. All the sunshine in the world cannot compete with the abundant common sense, advanced social structure, standard educational levels, lack of poverty, and widespread happiness of Germany. the weather is great and there are tons of hot, easy woman. 4. Go there. Woman pop children .. Thats what normal human beings do ! Xisco Many of the local Latinos are STILL not aware that African-Americans will not tolerate being called the N-word. Happy Miamian Now, as a place to visit? 8. I will agree with the vapid and superficial undertones the city offers, because of what it is advertised as to the world. says: My Name is Bachchan Scott .I never believed in Love Spells or Magics until I met this special spell caster when i contact this man called . Practically every country in South and Central American and the Caribbean is represented, and YES, they are all different in the their own way. I haven't seen MCSO on the stretch since before the extension. 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Miami Douchebags. Lucy Corporate America pays bad salaries to us, for the same old reason: Discrimination and racism. says: ..most people who love Miami actually think all those things listed above are actually normal.. Theyre so clueless they dont even realize how clueless they are. I am planning on moving to Miami next November. The driving is awful here and to get a Florida license plate, you need have an insurance company licensed in Florida! Opportunity lotto The huge number of ignorant and rude people is overwhelming. For the good and for the bad, there is no place like it in the world. says: So true but people (Latinos), wont stop moving to Miami. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; scott So thanks to the Dr omogbeghan for bringing back my husband ,and brought great joy to my family once again. Anyone who says otherwise, please tell me which one beats it out? we all should be proud of them who lived in slavery and had a chance to move to a 1st world country. People also think this is north cuba. 9. The list you have is only your negative personal opinions far from some facts! Or maybe get a spell cast. NoPee4meRKelly This does not exist in Miami. var l=new Array(); American & South Americans. } Its free only for those who are not paying taxes, but for the rest is really expensive. Perhaps you walked into a El Pollo Tropical in little havana? says: i am dying to leave Miami. And finally, any big city has dumb or uneducated people. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_XCOtDMoHTO').innerHTML = output; You immigrants are granted permission to live in my country,so speak my language. If you come from a high iq population you might hate miami. pepelus Everyone lives at home Getting the third degree from your dates father didnt end when you graduated High School! else output += unescape(l[i]); Awarded a TripAdvisor Certificate of Excellence. Pregnancy, This was a fun discussion about a brilliantly acerbic piece of writing. WebShop Miami Beach Bags from CafePress. Beach @ 10 I believed her and decided to give Great Baba a try and i contacted him on his email . People are uneducated! PHB says: Ha ha haAnna has her panties in a bunch. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. Miami Beach is an experience for a short time and thats about it. I agree with most of it, however i personally, always try to find the positives and disregard the negative aspect of living in Miami/Miami Beach. WebFamily Syllabus: This sweet and calm family in Miami Beach is looking for an amazing full-time career nanny for their 18-month-old boy! or have your head in a ditch missing out on whats really happening. Apr 14th, 2013 8:00 AM. says: Oh, so you think we all are 12 here? else output += unescape(l[i]); This article is the truth! But if the point of the article was to prevent people from moving down here to reduce the existing overpopulation then kudos. Thanks to a spell caster called DR OBA, which i met online.On one faithful day, as I was browsing through the internet,I came across a lot of testimonies about this particular spell caster. The shitiest people in the nation are in Miami. and I love the fact and I hate the fact that Im from Miami. Youre a poor excuse for a human being. says: vegadaly love The reasons can be many. A friend whos lived here his whole life recently told me Youre the only person I know who reads books., 22. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_WBXxIwnZxf').innerHTML = output; People in Miami are not generally dumb, UNLESS you spend your time hanging around in bars, night clubs, or along the beach. my friend (very fit normie black dude And to cap it all off, why in the world the U.S still keep supporting the Government defrauders like Cubans? 25. Funny to the point, prior to anyone ever writing articles about Miami, people across the nation had pointed out these same sentiments and theyve only been here a mere week. // mysticjeanie that might be my favorite comment Ive gotten on this article. They pass the property to their children. Funny. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_dFbyawnu8P').innerHTML = output; But I know it well enough, good and bad. says: All The negative Statements made here still havent changed my mind about moving there the end of this year but I will say this Im very afraid.